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- Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to… Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the… Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before…
- Today, my cat decided that it wanted to go exploring under my house. I had to rip a panel off the… Today, I went to pick up my girlfriend from the airport after not seeing her for six month, even on… Today, I got pizza on the way home from a night out after a few beers and not eating all day. I got…