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About reallytho3 : Black guy steadily losing faith in humanity.

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Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML


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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML


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On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML


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On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML


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On 08/01/2009 at 9:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to Cheese Cake Factory for dinner. There was this hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML


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On 05/30/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by getmoneyab (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML


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On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

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