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  • Number of visits : 1576
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About reallytho3 : Black guy steadily losing faith in humanity.

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reallytho3's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

#17455521
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38071) - you deserved it (14342)

On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

#17446710
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26013) - you deserved it (2180)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:26am - work - by viperplay53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58105) - you deserved it (5818)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

#17416738
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32973) - you deserved it (11162)

On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML

#17415487
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (6870)

On 08/09/2011 at 3:32am - work - by recordyear - United States (California)

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

#17408229
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34940) - you deserved it (5895)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29009) - you deserved it (3468)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36944) - you deserved it (6683)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

#17398167
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36434) - you deserved it (4431)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

#17395246
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26805) - you deserved it (5357)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

#17389169
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25711) - you deserved it (4265)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

#17388781
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23242) - you deserved it (3339)

On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31180) - you deserved it (5262)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

#17379792
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29473) - you deserved it (2487)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)



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