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reallytho3
  • Town/Country : Houston, united states
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  • Number of visits : 994
  • Number of comments : 246
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About reallytho3 : Black guy steadily losing faith in humanity.

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Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

#20148667
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14931) - you deserved it (1008)

On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

#19865119
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17684) - you deserved it (3106)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

#19865119
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17684) - you deserved it (3106)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

#19864989
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (18294)

On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

#19864989
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (18294)

On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

#19860817
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18645) - you deserved it (2216)

On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

#19860691
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18637) - you deserved it (2894)

On 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm - misc - by whoslade (man) - United States

Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML

#19860254
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23321) - you deserved it (1708)

On 06/28/2012 at 11:28am - love - by FMlovelife (woman) - United States

Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

#19859958
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26165) - you deserved it (4466)

On 06/28/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by … (woman) - United States

Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

#19859958
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26165) - you deserved it (4466)

On 06/28/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by … (woman) - United States

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

#19859656
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14976) - you deserved it (1559)

On 06/28/2012 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

#19859656
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14976) - you deserved it (1559)

On 06/28/2012 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

#19859656
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14976) - you deserved it (1559)

On 06/28/2012 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML



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