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About reallove8411 : I'm funny, laid back, down to earth, real, cool. I'm gay & taken. Gymnastics is my path of life & softball are the footprints [: love meeting new people & I don't bite I promise !
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Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
Friday 18 July 2014