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  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About reallove8411 : I'm funny, laid back, down to earth, real, cool. I'm gay & taken. Gymnastics is my path of life & softball are the footprints [: love meeting new people & I don't bite I promise !

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Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

#19482907
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25487) - you deserved it (3550)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

#19469914
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27531) - you deserved it (5300)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34521) - you deserved it (2357)

On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24390) - you deserved it (1776)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23895) - you deserved it (2464)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30947) - you deserved it (17267)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

#19025200
97 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
111 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

#18924732
166 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by selfesteemboost (woman) - Belize (Belize)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6553) - you deserved it (59935)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25087) - you deserved it (2614)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13152) - you deserved it (28307)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7265) - you deserved it (25881)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24825) - you deserved it (5916)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33752) - you deserved it (5166)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)



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