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Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6995) - you deserved it (13976)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - love - by creeper (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full" He's the owner of the shop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7637) - you deserved it (51305)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:40am - misc - by oopsiecoffee (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (105333) - you deserved it (26747)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML

#404530 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (36706) - you deserved it (22391)

On 03/17/2009 at 12:34am - animals - by Poorfish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (12586) - you deserved it (33513)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)