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real_madrid

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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real_madrid's favorite FMLs

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58618) - you deserved it (11399)

On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss' son is training to take over my job as head translator, after having convinced his dad that he's fluent in Spanish, and that my skills suck. I soon walked in on him using Google Translate on a legal document. My boss refuses to believe me. FML

#20898132
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44256) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by anahira6 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43029) - you deserved it (5203)

On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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