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Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8632) - you deserved it (47860)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22966) - you deserved it (6020)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23896) - you deserved it (2465)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14574) - you deserved it (36887)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33224) - you deserved it (2803)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
249 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6579) - you deserved it (79798)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

#18275233
144 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40528) - you deserved it (7072)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

#17924502
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (2893)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (34270)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

#17805536
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (26973)

On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (16793)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

#17291746
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (10825)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States



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