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Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9671) - you deserved it (51698)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26738) - you deserved it (6508)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27784) - you deserved it (2785)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16270) - you deserved it (40018)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37000) - you deserved it (3096)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34060) - you deserved it (6769)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7596) - you deserved it (86514)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

#18275233
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13785) - you deserved it (29494)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44981) - you deserved it (7583)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

#17924502
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24906) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

#17805536
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9671) - you deserved it (30007)

On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36762) - you deserved it (18328)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

#17291746
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34416) - you deserved it (12058)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37612) - you deserved it (6909)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)



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