Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

rcloca

Search for a member

rcloca

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9348
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About rcloca : Yes that is my puppy. Now stop stalking me.

rcloca's page activity

Visits<b>avoriginiess</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:27am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 9:50am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:42am<b>hunkychunk</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:44pm<b>Demonface54</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 1:19pm<b>petrickh5561</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 7:59am<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 4:15pm<b>andfyourstoo</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 3:24pm<b>2potato4u</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 4:56pm<b>johnlockshipper</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 4:01am<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 9:01pm<b>mattrd</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 10:20am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 11:18pm<b>HiveMindFury</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 6:33am<b>klovemachine</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 6:11pm<b>Rizzen</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 10:35pm<b>CoolCat98</b> - the 12/14/2013 at 4:53pm<b>kellygranada</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 1:45pm

rcloca's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of rcloca's badges

rcloca's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

#19915209
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9689) - you deserved it (28865)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by yeastly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

#19913255
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27862) - you deserved it (3780)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML

#19913171
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29714) - you deserved it (2996)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML

#19911414
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27173) - you deserved it (4267)

On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34055) - you deserved it (1601)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML

#19905936
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26699) - you deserved it (3509)

On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML

#19905347
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8544) - you deserved it (38701)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:13pm - kids - by momolee (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66036) - you deserved it (5408)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

#19901144
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20264) - you deserved it (6746)

On 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by :$ (woman) - United States

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

#19900187
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43585) - you deserved it (4445)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML

#19900081
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22912) - you deserved it (2207)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by Julie is in pain (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML

#19900081
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22912) - you deserved it (2207)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by Julie is in pain (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

#19899616
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30758) - you deserved it (1982)

On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML

#19898795
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10219) - you deserved it (29959)

On 07/06/2012 at 2:52am - misc - by CanadianTwin - Canada (Alberta)



FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: