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Today, I was sitting the living room,hen my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching 4 the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection.

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154 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by yeastly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I spoke to ma ormonal pregnant wife about babby names. I told er I liked te name ( Tabita ), an se went into a full rage about ow all letters ave textures, colours an emotions an ow T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, an a needle trying to stab er eyes out. real FML

#19913255
264 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

TODAY AFTER A PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT LATE NIGHT WORKOUT AT THE GYM I DECIDED TO SHOWER IN THE LOCKER ROOM. I MUST HAVE PASSED OUT BECAUSE I LATER WOKE UP NAKED SURROUNDED BY POLICE AFTER SOMEONE CALLED TO REPORT A DEAD BODY IN THE SHOWER. FML

#19913171
94 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password looool and now I have no idea wat it could be. FML

#19911414
36 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML

2day I woke up early an spent hours baking an icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet an it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
181 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, while looking through pictures of mah boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring mah best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. big fat FML

#19905936
194 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a woman askd y mah daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smild and shruggd it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly looool like I did before I got mah botchd plastic surgery. FML

#19905347
129 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 3:13pm - kids - by momolee (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend cummd to a family barbecue . I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he trippd my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, an sprayd him full-force with a water hose . All "accidentally" of course . mega FML

#19901144
91 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by :$ (woman) - United States

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-fed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

#19900187
328 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

I had eight teeth removed in preparation fir getting mah braces fitted !! My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk !! FML

#19900081
139 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by Julie is in pain (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I had eight teeth removed in preparation fir getting mah braces fitted !! My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk !! FML

#19900081
139 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by Julie is in pain (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

YESTERDAY, I SNEEZED JAW OUT OF SOCKET. YES, THIS IS POSSIBLE. FML

#19899616
139 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walkd past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Ned any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replid, "That was a hint." FML

#19898795
75 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 2:52am - misc - by CanadianTwin - Canada (Alberta)



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