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Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML
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On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
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On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -
Today, my neighbors bought a signal scrambler to stop their kids from going on the internet at night. Too bad it blocks my internet too. FML
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On 07/22/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
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On 07/22/2012 at 1:04am - work - by missingphoneproblems (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was cashiering at Walmart, when a customer picked open a cold-sore on her lip before trying to give me her money with the same hand. When I freaked out and refused to take her money, she started screaming and threatening to sue me for "violating the First Amendment." FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 5:14pm - work - by artdegreemyass (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Closingwild - Mexico (Jalisco)
Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States
Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by AlbertEinstein_ (woman) - Ireland
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Taylor - United States (New York)
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Taylor - United States (New York)
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