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Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)
Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML
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On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)
Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France
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