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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45869) - you deserved it (10851)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

#2482
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16209) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

#2443
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11253) - you deserved it (27578)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
77 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5591) - you deserved it (31457)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32641) - you deserved it (8423)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
86 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8785) - you deserved it (38758)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48061) - you deserved it (26096)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

#359
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37226) - you deserved it (10614)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
65 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91983) - you deserved it (41768)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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