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by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by miapapaya / 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control, and then my mother chimes in, "Yeah, I used to use the sponge, but the spermicide would always burn your dad's penis." FML
by Grossed out / 02/14/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Chicketi / 02/11/2009 at 9:45am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by tylerlove361 / 02/11/2009 at 12:30am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by apricot / 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
by Noname / 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML
by IEatDammit / 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML
by anx133 / 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm / China (Shanghai) / Health
by screwed / 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Love
by fecurtis / 01/22/2009 at 9:38am / United States (Virginia) / Geek
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…