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Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
by Anonymous / 05/12/2012 at 6:09pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Work
by lspicknall / 05/12/2012 at 2:41am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
by rongo12 / 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Miscellaneous
by roomingwithevil / 05/09/2012 at 7:26pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by SomePeoplesKids / 05/08/2012 at 2:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
by lon01t / 05/07/2012 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids
by T3STI / 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Damn / 05/06/2012 at 9:53am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by geez_wth / 05/06/2012 at 7:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mhm / 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
by doggone / 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Turnipseed3 / 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, the same boss that made me cry last week for something that wasn't my fault, flipped a shit… Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,…