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- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…
- Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God… Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to… Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then…