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About razzlemyfrazzle : dancedancedance. :]
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML
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On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)
Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous, so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked, began staring at a hot blonde in the front, and got hard. FML
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On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by SOdamnNervous (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
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On 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Sylvania - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by Person (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -
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