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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45110) - you deserved it (15570)

On 07/18/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by preggersss (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15476) - you deserved it (64616)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15527) - you deserved it (198701)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70154) - you deserved it (18358)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19381) - you deserved it (6988)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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