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About rayray7066 : It's wayy better to be a pirate, than it is to join the navy.. Take everything & give nothing back...

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Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML


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