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by AgathedeBlouse / 11/18/2008 at 1:42am / Animals
by Unknown / 10/26/2008 at 8:56am / Health
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
by Mr Eek / 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm / Love
- Today, so many people were coming over and our neighbors know we're Egyptian. They called the cops… Today, I've always been told I look just like my dad. The only difference between me and him is our… Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that when my dog curled up next to me on my bed, I got a boner.…