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Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

#69443
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I agree, your life sucks (42595) - you deserved it (6094)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling really upset and called my boyfriend. He said "Can you feel upset a little later? I'm watching a movie." FML

#69146
51 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:35pm - love - by noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

#35844
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49127) - you deserved it (7084)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

#35844
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49127) - you deserved it (7084)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

#30954
25 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by cdaniel2 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

#26905
62 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML

#17532
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On 02/09/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by alie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
48 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

#2485
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On 01/24/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by ohfantastic - United States (California)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

#2281
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On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

#1440
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On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
48 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

#439
19 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by pam - Sent from mobile version



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