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Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

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184 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by grounded - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

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97 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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203 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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