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rawrkittehpwnage
  • Town/Country : Santa rosa , united states
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  • Number of visits : 706
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rawrkittehpwnage : I'm bored a lot so I go on here. Wanna know more message me

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Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33180) - you deserved it (8187)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51655) - you deserved it (2984)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43119) - you deserved it (4595)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33067) - you deserved it (2986)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)



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