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rawrkira
  • Town/Country : Usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 959
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rawrkira : Band, tennis, school, life.
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Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10676) - you deserved it (663)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14294) - you deserved it (1615)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10188) - you deserved it (917)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31371) - you deserved it (3123)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12957) - you deserved it (1391)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924 (147)

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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML

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On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)