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Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)
Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was cutting the grass on my riding mower. I spent a good 3 hours working on it. When I finished, I got off and went to take a look. It looked the same as when I started. I then realized that I hadn't lowered the mower part. I spent 3 hours just driving around. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 4:48pm - misc - by Dumbfounded - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 8:44pm - kids - by Raiders4ever (man) - United States (Virginia)
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