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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 March 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 490
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rawrdiinosaurrz : Hey stalker (:
Name: Is not for you to know. call me dino. i use my iPod so like don't sens me messages. if i spell something wrong i do not care this is some webaite. so all you grammer nazis gtfo my ass. k thanks. byee.

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Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10405) - you deserved it (94316)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking on the beach when I tripped. I was about to land on a kid's sandcastle, so I tried to dodge by leaning left to avoid it. Before I hit the ground, I noticed the many rocks I was heading for. FML

#17197831
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (3923)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by MICHAELTHEA (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42254) - you deserved it (3728)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

#17174791
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52467) - you deserved it (6695)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38164) - you deserved it (5700)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38040) - you deserved it (3356)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18961) - you deserved it (45928)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

#17055624
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8761) - you deserved it (51697)

On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

#17046646
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29678) - you deserved it (3334)

On 07/09/2011 at 11:12pm - health - by ilovedirt - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40238) - you deserved it (6213)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

#17044737
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34571) - you deserved it (5690)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

#17041171
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29387) - you deserved it (13247)

On 07/09/2011 at 2:00pm - misc - by meggiemouse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39070) - you deserved it (3104)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33736) - you deserved it (7346)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10467) - you deserved it (75627) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version



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