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Taday my boyfriend pickd me up and spun me around like tey do in te movies , but before grimacing , taking a deep breat , and muttering "one , two , tree... and... uuuppp!" FML

#19946239
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20505) - you deserved it (5238)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, When I Woke Up, I Noticd Something Crawling On Bd. A White Facd Wasp Was Dragging The Corpse Of A Rather Large Spider. I'm Not Sure What I Was More Disturbd About; The Fact That The Wasp Was Dragging Something Twice Its Size, Or That These Bugs Even Live In House. FML

#19942968
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24018) - you deserved it (1805)

On 07/15/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by klanciee - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After te looool talk, e wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39891) - you deserved it (1855)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. mega FML

#19939596
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34285) - you deserved it (39675)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

yesterday dad was making coffee fir te family. Half-way troug... e excused imself to te batroom... so fir a laug... I discreetly poured a load of salt into is drink. Wen e served us... I drank a moutful and doubled over acking. My dad barked... "I wasn't born yesterday... son." FML

#19937636
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5435) - you deserved it (47808)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I realized mah boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

#19936379
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12763) - you deserved it (28511)

On 07/14/2012 at 7:15am - intimacy - by zstarr - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was frd fir telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acqurd months ago of mah boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, an that I am "clerely an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

#19934119
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7244) - you deserved it (32197)

On 07/13/2012 at 8:48pm - work - by Alexander D. (man) - United States

I WALKED TOO CLOSE TO A FIRST-AID KIT STICKING OUT OF A WALL AT WORK, AND IT CUT MY ARM. LAUGING AT TE IRONY, I OPENED IT TO GET A BAND AID OUT. IT WAS EMPTY. MEGA FML

#19928485
93 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States

TODAY AFTER A PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT LATE NIGHT WORKOUT AT THE GYM I DECIDED TO SHOWER IN THE LOCKER ROOM. I MUST HAVE PASSED OUT BECAUSE I LATER WOKE UP NAKED SURROUNDED BY POLICE AFTER SOMEONE CALLED TO REPORT A DEAD BODY IN THE SHOWER. FML

#19913171
94 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently I am only missing the birth but I also missed the conception. FML

#19911168
161 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

#19901344
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (1694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, my dad was driving me home an was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence an that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd . After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stoppd at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chasd by police . FML

#19887405
117 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today , I Was Having An Argument With My Grlfriend In Front Of Our Friends. I Didn't Want Her To Spoil My Good Time , So I Ignored Her Until She Disappereed. She Re-appereed Thrty Minutes Later Just To Throw A Punch That Would Make Muhammad Ali Jealous. Our Friends' Reaction? They Clapped. FML

#19884925
80 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, girlfriand got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash ovar har pubic mound. Nowhanavar I go down on har, I'll ba aya-to-aya with an adorabla pony that shits rainbows. FML

#19881608
231 comments

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On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was T-boned At An Intersection. In An Ambulance. On The Way To The Hospital After Being T-boned At An Intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -



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