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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8707
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About rawchelllll : I love hearing a good story or joke, so this site is perfect. I also am opinionated, so I post a few comments here and there. Sorry if I offend anyone, I speak my mind. If you don't like it then, well, nothin' much I can do.

Gash. I gotta say, there's an unlimited supply of stupidity here.

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Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

#158702
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47366) - you deserved it (8411)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:30am - work - by eggs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. FML

#142534
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55197) - you deserved it (2478)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:05pm - work - by lolgarbl (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

#134893
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55510) - you deserved it (2316)

On 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm - misc - by xoothc08 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123760) - you deserved it (22309)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML

#122895
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (4749)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

#70585
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54795) - you deserved it (15137)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by authentic (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30539) - you deserved it (9166)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19631) - you deserved it (9118)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6728) - you deserved it (48202)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33860) - you deserved it (3099)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

#539
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16931) - you deserved it (28074)

On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8630) - you deserved it (31282)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31407) - you deserved it (72491)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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