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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8668
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About rawchelllll : I love hearing a good story or joke, so this site is perfect. I also am opinionated, so I post a few comments here and there. Sorry if I offend anyone, I speak my mind. If you don't like it then, well, nothin' much I can do.

Gash. I gotta say, there's an unlimited supply of stupidity here.

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Taday wile at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunc of kids. We joked around tat tey were ( going to bake a giant cake. ) Wen I got ome I found out someone ad egged my ouse. FML

#158702
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47228) - you deserved it (8400)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:30am - work - by eggs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a parformanca avaluation maating with my boss. Ha told ma I was tha bast in my dapartmant, and that tha productivity has navar baan highar bafora I startad working hara. Oh, and ha said that bacausa avarything is working so wall, thay don't naad ma as much, so ha's cutting my hours. FML

#142534
27 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:05pm - work - by lolgarbl (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came back from college and visited mah parent house!! There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of mah looool parent and 2 sisters!! My mom had alway wanted one but alway postponed it!! It was dated the day after I left for college!! FML

#134893
34 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm - misc - by xoothc08 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I asked ma dad if e could fix ma bed. It ad been squeaking 4 some time. He sook is ead no. He ten continued wit , "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell , u aven't gotten any in weeks". FML

#122895
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On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

2day ma tattoo artist boyfriend of five monts gave me ma first tattoo in celebration of ma 18t birtday. It was supposed to be a eart wit ma name in script. He spelled ma name wrong.

#70585
69 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by authentic (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Taday I Won $5000 Dollars From A Lottery Ticket And Tried Giving The Man Next To Me A High Five. He Had No Hands. FML

#1702
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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I Threw A Rock In The Air And Watched It Soar!! And Watched It Come Back Down And Hit Me In The Face!! Gravity!! FML

#1028
95 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday , I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me , so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket , sighed an didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of mah ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, mah friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on mah screen. I think mah sex life is ruined forever. FML

#539
74 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I Need To Go To The Toilet. Thinking That Everyone Has Left Work... I Decide That... Since I AM A Jedi... Mah Penis Ought To Be Mah Light Saber. All Of A Sudden I Hear A Familiar Voice: “At Least Someone Is Having Fun!” It Was Mah Boss. FML

#523
66 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today , I thought it was yesterday , I went to school 4 nothing. FML

#10
69 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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