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by newlywed / 02/27/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by oxbonxo / 02/07/2011 at 3:38am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
by notsoclean / 12/24/2010 at 4:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 4:59pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/28/2010 at 4:42pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2010 at 2:38am / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my brother's home for his annual visit, lectures my parents once about their eating habits. They promptly throw away all of their junk food. I'm there every Sunday, and have been telling them to eat healthier for medical reasons. They never listen. He's in sales, and I'm in med school. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2010 at 3:47am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by loldick / 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by dudezilla / 10/13/2009 at 11:52am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML
by Crotch_Rocket_Rider / 10/06/2009 at 1:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML
by Rech / 05/12/2009 at 7:09am / United States (Minnesota) / Geek
by man / 05/08/2009 at 5:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
by pinkblankets / 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
by redmethod87 / 04/08/2009 at 12:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous