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ravens4life's favorite FMLs
by TCRII / 07/23/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by vey / 02/08/2014 at 5:14pm / China (Beijing) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 11:12am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by um...no? i don't think so anyway / 12/15/2013 at 2:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Shame / 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by SimpleSwimmer / 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (California) / Work
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
by kindgartin / 04/23/2011 at 5:26am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Kids
Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML
by Hailey / 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/23/2010 at 9:48am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by streeted / 09/18/2010 at 10:27am / United States / Money
Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML
by Samson / 02/14/2010 at 3:48am / United States (Alabama) / Love
by aviators / 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
- Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder.… Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed… Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the…