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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 169
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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ravens4life's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

#21054632
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38912) - you deserved it (4752)

On 02/08/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by vey (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

#21023480
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43076) - you deserved it (5102)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

#20993484
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42101) - you deserved it (5644)

On 12/15/2013 at 2:16pm - love - by um...no? i don't think so anyway (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

#20079438
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28871) - you deserved it (3005)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm - love - by Shame (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML

#17903490
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28485) - you deserved it (2846)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm - work - by SimpleSwimmer - United States (California)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11907) - you deserved it (31024)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52379) - you deserved it (3498)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

#15895508
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40555) - you deserved it (7636)

On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9390) - you deserved it (51275)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, after selling some furniture and jewelry to make the rent this month, I woke up to find a foreclosure notice. The landlord hasn't paid the mortgage in 6 months, so I'm evicted anyway. FML

#13097253
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28498) - you deserved it (1880)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:27am - money - by streeted - United States

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

#8238401
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26126) - you deserved it (3120)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90771) - you deserved it (27051)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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