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  • Town/Country : Here, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 July 1984 (29 years)
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Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53099) - you deserved it (20752)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I need to "grow up". He is the one who plays excesive Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56857) - you deserved it (19400)

On 04/07/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by phreshrice (man) - United States (Iowa)



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