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About ravenevercross : I'm an anime collector and a gamer. My favorite animes are very hard to choose since I have seen so many. Off the top of my head, some of my favorites are: Digimon, Lucky Star, Bleach, Accel World (hoping for S2), Solty Rei, Yu Yu Hakusho, Stein's Gate, Rurouni Kenshin (S1/2), and the list goes on. Most of my time is spent watching anime. I own over 300 complete series and over 100 movies. I have been collecting since I was 10. I work as an administrator for a communications company. Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask. I'll try to remember to check for messages and answer.
P.S. For those of you wondering about my picture, it is part of my Wargreymon cosplay.
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Friday 18 April 2014