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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 December 1985 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1559
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ravenevercross : I'm an anime collector and a gamer. My favorite animes are very hard to choose since I have seen so many. Off the top of my head, some of my favorites are: Digimon, Lucky Star, Bleach, Accel World (hoping for S2), Solty Rei, Yu Yu Hakusho, Stein's Gate, Rurouni Kenshin (S1/2), and the list goes on. Most of my time is spent watching anime. I own over 300 complete series and over 100 movies. I have been collecting since I was 10. I work as an administrator for a communications company. Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask. I'll try to remember to check for messages and answer.

P.S. For those of you wondering about my picture, it is part of my Wargreymon cosplay.

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Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML

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On 01/28/2014 at 3:22am - animals - by Pooper scooper - Guam

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

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On 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by idiot says pussy (man) - United States

Today, I dropped my phone in the wet snow. I read that putting it in rice helps to get the water out. Three pieces of rice are now frozen into the power port, and I can't get the charger in. FML

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On 01/20/2014 at 3:34pm - misc - by merrr - Canada

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML

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On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

#21032010
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On 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm - misc - by cjgreer70 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

#21031915
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On 01/18/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by yes i meant ex-boyfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

#21031501
94 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 4:45am - kids - by FattestUgliestPerson (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

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On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before, so I asked my best friend for advice. She said, "Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, be yourself." FML

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66 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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194 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML

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122 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)



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