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ravenevercross
  • Town/Country : Lafayette, LA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 December 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 765
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ravenevercross : I'm an anime collector and a gamer. My favorite animes are very hard to choose since I have seen so many. Off the top of my head, some of my favorites are: Digimon, Lucky Star, Bleach, Accel World (hoping for S2), Solty Rei, Yu Yu Hakusho, Stein's Gate, Rurouni Kenshin (S1/2), and the list goes on. Most of my time is spent watching anime. I own over 300 complete series and over 100 movies. I have been collecting since I was 10. I work as an administrator for a communications company. Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask. I'll try to remember to check for messages and answer.

P.S. For those of you wondering about my picture, it is part of my Wargreymon cosplay.

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Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

#21055088
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39106) - you deserved it (10834)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

#21053668
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41605) - you deserved it (8935)

On 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm - love - by mariana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

Today, I was driving along when I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him, and he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill, it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML

#21052299
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On 02/06/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by Delanto - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

#21052048
59 comments

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On 02/06/2014 at 1:57am - love - by a2 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
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On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML

#21049445
110 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML

#21049393
82 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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On 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wrexham)

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

#21043189
99 comments

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On 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML

#21042693
53 comments

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On 01/28/2014 at 3:22am - animals - by Pooper scooper - Guam

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
130 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

#21039900
129 comments

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On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

#21036650
172 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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