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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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On 10/20/2010 at 2:41pm - love - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said "Good." FML

#13495113
102 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

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On 10/02/2010 at 10:26am - work - by help me! - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML

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On 12/25/2009 at 10:30am - misc - by MessyMal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by RC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML

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On 08/04/2009 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, while working at a Subway store right next to a big hospital, there was a big line of people all getting their subs toasted. Without turning around, I asked the next person in line, "I'll bet you want yours extra toasted?" She was a burns victim from the hospital. FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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