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Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12572) - you deserved it (112694)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51123) - you deserved it (12701)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom



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