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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (228799) - you deserved it (22723)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54458) - you deserved it (3331)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)



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