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About rate : hi, I'm rate. P:
I have to wonder why my profile says "HIS favorite FMLs" when I specified that my title is "Miss." >: hmm. perhaps this has something to do with Rule 37.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML