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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 March 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About raspution : I have no grammar or spelling blame my disability n sorry for bad posts in advance.

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Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42145) - you deserved it (6152)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61567) - you deserved it (18013)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States



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