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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rareawesomeness : I like shrimp and reading others' misfortune. Talk to me if you want. I'm pretty friendly, work as a CNA and like to help people. I don't say any bullshit like "I don't bite."

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Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26878) - you deserved it (1586)

On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35588) - you deserved it (3406)

On 06/17/2015 at 9:31am - misc - by Lesbihonest (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33240) - you deserved it (2707)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28659) - you deserved it (3045)

On 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31260) - you deserved it (3789)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31867) - you deserved it (4582)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29809) - you deserved it (3683)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML


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On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60446) - you deserved it (4632)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:07pm - kids - by benjo - United States

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45517) - you deserved it (7404)

On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35921) - you deserved it (321301)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (378747) - you deserved it (43325)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (66266) - you deserved it (663609)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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