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Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

#15429029
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11116) - you deserved it (34017)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

#15429029
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11116) - you deserved it (34017)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

#15401896
138 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34787) - you deserved it (4335)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML

#15342486
102 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm - misc - by nooooo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML

#15342486
102 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm - misc - by nooooo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
103 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
187 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8032) - you deserved it (89711)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856
126 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36593) - you deserved it (6532)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36593) - you deserved it (6532)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9779) - you deserved it (58019)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9779) - you deserved it (58019)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9779) - you deserved it (58019)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)



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