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Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -



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