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Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

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292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26108) - you deserved it (5767)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10030) - you deserved it (71579)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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137 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

#16359885
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22038) - you deserved it (18434)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:26pm - work - by kernewek (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

#16357497
141 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

#16354209
96 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:48am - misc - by smarterthanmymum - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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96 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:48am - misc - by smarterthanmymum - United Kingdom

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

#16349458
118 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm - work - by wtffireworks! - United States

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

#16349458
118 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm - work - by wtffireworks! - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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504 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
229 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
229 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)



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