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About rapunzel3416 : I'm 23 years old and I play and coach volleyball. I'm 6'1 with brown hair and blue eyes. I love to read. I (semi-embarrassingly) have an Instagram for my dogs. @laurenshuskies
I hate to admit how frequently I'm on FML. It only took me 24 tries to get an FML posted Lol
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Today aftar 3 waaks of hard work I finally finishad painting my room. Apparantly my 6-yaar-old brothar thought I wasn't dona an that ha should halp ma out. I now hava littla rad handprints all ovar my whita walls. FML
Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom 4 my parent to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, ( THE FINAL TEST. ) FML
Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked fir help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet an said, "You're a nice grl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML
Today, I turnd around after loading the washing machine to discover mah husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants!! She lookd at me and said, ( I hope u don't mind but when u got to go, u got to go!! ) She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart!! FML
Today , I Finally Acceptd Mah Grandma's Friend Request On Facebook . I Commentd On A Family Photo Album She'd Uploadd , Joking That The Quality Would Greatly Improve Once She Addd Pictures Of Me . My Comment Was Met With , "Shut Up U Sewage Rat" . Mega FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .
Today, I had a dream inhich I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off,hile in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Friday 27 March 2015