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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4016
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 41 posted

About rapunzel3416 : I'm 23 years old and I play and coach volleyball. I'm 6'1 with brown hair and blue eyes. I love to read. I (semi-embarrassingly) have an Instagram for my dogs. @laurenshuskies

I hate to admit how frequently I'm on FML. It only took me 24 tries to get an FML posted Lol

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Yesterday, I found out that mah boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38200) - you deserved it (2756)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:57pm - misc - by Rosey (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today aftar 3 waaks of hard work I finally finishad painting my room. Apparantly my 6-yaar-old brothar thought I wasn't dona an that ha should halp ma out. I now hava littla rad handprints all ovar my whita walls. FML


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On 02/17/2014 at 8:01pm - kids - by LittleArtist - United States (Alabama)

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom 4 my parent to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, ( THE FINAL TEST. ) FML


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On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

my husband dacidad to pick his nosa out bafora ha would kiss ma. FML


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On 02/09/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by blushingbride - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked fir help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet an said, "You're a nice grl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML


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On 02/04/2014 at 1:16am - misc - by Lithiac - United States (Florida)



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On 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm - work - by soon to be unemployed (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit 4 the week . So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times . She's only been here 4 a half hour . FML


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On 09/14/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-agd guy calld me a "two-timing whore", dumpd his coffee on me an walkd out in teres . I'm 14 an I have no idea who he was . FML


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On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend got offerd a job at Abercrombie . The first thing he askd was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy . FML

yesterday I had an asthma attackhile in bed with mah boyfriend. He interrupted mah desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was yelled at once again for being in the school gym without a coach present. I am the coach. FML

Today, I turnd around after loading the washing machine to discover mah husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants!! She lookd at me and said, ( I hope u don't mind but when u got to go, u got to go!! ) She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart!! FML


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On 08/28/2013 at 12:48am - misc - by Grandmas lost it - United States (New York)

Today , I Finally Acceptd Mah Grandma's Friend Request On Facebook . I Commentd On A Family Photo Album She'd Uploadd , Joking That The Quality Would Greatly Improve Once She Addd Pictures Of Me . My Comment Was Met With , "Shut Up U Sewage Rat" . Mega FML


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On 08/27/2013 at 9:29pm - misc - by sweetnan (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .


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On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I had a dream inhich I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off,hile in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML


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On 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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