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  • Town/Country : Strasbourg, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10870
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About raphanne : I'm probably eating cheese or drinking Baileys. Not both at the same time though, don't worry.

I like random messages, so don't hesitate to write to me if you feel like it.

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Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35551) - you deserved it (13743)

On 09/21/2009 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25128) - you deserved it (82872)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43493) - you deserved it (13344)

On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36559) - you deserved it (9663)

On 08/28/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by pistonchamp159 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12649) - you deserved it (39427)

On 07/30/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Singed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70811) - you deserved it (6788)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving the Roast Duck I would be serving the Roast Fuck. FML


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On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML


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On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27520) - you deserved it (62172)

On 04/08/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by nothing (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML


I agree, your life sucks (145819) - you deserved it (22003)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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