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raphanneraphanne
  • Town/Country : Strasbourg, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11492
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About raphanne : I'm probably eating cheese or drinking Baileys. Not both at the same time though, don't worry.

I like random messages, so don't hesitate to write to me if you feel like it.

raphanne's page activity

Visits<b>karnnie</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 11:43am<b>thatguy1531</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:40pm<b>stalkinator</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 4:06pm<b>alex_gen</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 5:25pm<b>mullfritt</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:24pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:37am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 5:27pm<b>stalinquestions</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 12:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 10:57am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 3:04am<b>young_cat_lady</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 12:56pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 9:37am<b>tweak2011</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:27am<b>jeromemweil</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 1:53am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 9:08pm<b>Teacatt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 3:18am<b>refticon</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:52am<b>Theokholes</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:32pm

Fucked!<b>alex_gen</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:25pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 2:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 8:30pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 2:15am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 3:08am<b>refticon</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:52am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:14pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:19am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 4:18pm<b>samsessions99</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 10:00pm<b>Dentim</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 1:40am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:03am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:42pm<b>FrenchGirl01</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:16pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 4:04am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 1:10am<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 6:13am

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An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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raphanne's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

by FYouBoyfriend / 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

by kiki / 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML

by dominator152 / 06/10/2010 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

by ChubbyAmerican / 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

by Rick / 03/14/2010 at 9:36am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Money

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

by klala / 02/08/2010 at 9:07am / Reserved / Love

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

by youlyingjerk / 01/31/2010 at 9:12pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

by pottypattypeepants / 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

by ScarredForLife / 12/25/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML

by Anonymous / 12/08/2009 at 7:10am / Norway (Rogaland) / Work

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

by Cellismasher / 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

by Cellismasher / 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous