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raphanneraphanne
  • Town/Country : Strasbourg, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11648
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About raphanne : I'm probably eating cheese or drinking Baileys. Not both at the same time though, don't worry.

I like random messages, so don't hesitate to write to me if you feel like it.

raphanne's page activity

Visits<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 8:29am<b>toastyflame</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 11:05pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 1:23pm<b>I_Like_Boobs</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 1:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 6:20pm<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 2:07am<b>EmZoWe</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 4:08pm<b>vaxc</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 8:58pm<b>jeff_zz</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:33am<b>karnnie</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 11:43am<b>thatguy1531</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:40pm<b>stalkinator</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 4:06pm<b>alex_gen</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 5:25pm<b>mullfritt</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:24pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:37am<b>stalinquestions</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 12:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 10:57am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 3:04am

Fucked!<b>toastyflame</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 5:05am<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 3:31am<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 8:07am<b>alex_gen</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:25pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 2:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 8:30pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 2:15am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 3:08am<b>refticon</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:52am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:14pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:19am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 4:18pm<b>samsessions99</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 10:00pm<b>Dentim</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 1:40am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:03am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:42pm<b>FrenchGirl01</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:16pm

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raphanne's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

by KatrinaKitten / 07/16/2011 at 1:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

by ohno / 07/13/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

by Anonyme / 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm / Love

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 11:46am / Belgium (Liege) / Health

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

by wastedbaby / 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

by seriouslybored / 06/17/2011 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

by lilben / 06/10/2011 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

by Patrick R / 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

by / 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm / United States / Health

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

by Jakub89 / 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous