About raphanne : Hi, my name is Faye and I come from Frogs-Land.
I like to come on FML to have a good laugh, and have my daily ab exercises without putting too much effort into it. FML is good for my health!
I can laugh about anything, and I love sarcasm and irony, so this website is perfect for me.
Things I enjoy the most on Earth: traveling, learning languages, cheese and discovering new things.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
I agree, your life sucks (52290) - you deserved it (9882)
On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31451) - you deserved it (2854)
On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)
Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39641) - you deserved it (8273)
On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (13923)
On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25206) - you deserved it (7005)
On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)
Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML
I agree, your life sucks (38131) - you deserved it (4192)
On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -
Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21116) - you deserved it (6789)
On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15193) - you deserved it (18471)
On 04/28/2011 at 12:04am - work - by tryandtryagain (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boss friend requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8453) - you deserved it (35406)
On 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm - work - by asdfjkl (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
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