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raphanneraphanne
  • Town/Country : Strasbourg, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11663
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About raphanne : I'm probably eating cheese or drinking Baileys. Not both at the same time though, don't worry.

I like random messages, so don't hesitate to write to me if you feel like it.

raphanne's page activity

Visits<b>plsdonthateme</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 8:29am<b>toastyflame</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 11:05pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 1:23pm<b>I_Like_Boobs</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 1:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 6:20pm<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 2:07am<b>EmZoWe</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 4:08pm<b>vaxc</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 8:58pm<b>jeff_zz</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:33am<b>karnnie</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 11:43am<b>thatguy1531</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:40pm<b>stalkinator</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 4:06pm<b>alex_gen</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 5:25pm<b>mullfritt</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:24pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:37am<b>stalinquestions</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 12:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 10:57am

Fucked!<b>toastyflame</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 5:05am<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 3:31am<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 8:07am<b>alex_gen</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:25pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 2:37pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 8:30pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 2:15am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 3:08am<b>refticon</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:52am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:14pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:19am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 4:18pm<b>samsessions99</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 10:00pm<b>Dentim</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 1:40am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:03am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:42pm<b>FrenchGirl01</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:16pm

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raphanne's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

by laury / 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML

by CharlieOrion / 05/04/2012 at 8:25am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health

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Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

by apparentlyawomanbeater / 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Transportation

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML

by photofaint / 02/23/2012 at 7:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Work

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

by Vitriol / 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm / France / Love

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

by anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

by ThatOneGirl646 / 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/13/2011 at 8:57am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 8:16pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

by godhatesme / 12/10/2011 at 3:45am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

by jackgrant / 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm / Iran Islamic Republic of / Miscellaneous

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy