About raphanne : Hi, my name is Faye and I come from Frogs-Land.
I like to come on FML to have a good laugh, and have my daily ab exercises without putting too much effort into it. FML is good for my health!
I can laugh about anything, and I love sarcasm and irony, so this website is perfect for me.
Things I enjoy the most on Earth: traveling, learning languages, cheese and discovering new things.
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States
Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17541) - you deserved it (12011) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
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Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)
Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by jake (man) - United States
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29358) - you deserved it (5428) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
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