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raphanneraphanne
  • Town/Country : Strasbourg, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11121
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About raphanne : I'm probably eating cheese or drinking Baileys. Not both at the same time though, don't worry.

I like random messages, so don't hesitate to write to me if you feel like it.

raphanne's page activity

Visits<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 9:08pm<b>Teacatt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 3:18am<b>refticon</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:52am<b>Theokholes</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:32pm<b>arich6210</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:54pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 10:55am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 3:11pm<b>TwentyOnePilots1</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 10:50am<b>joco4</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 6:28am<b>redstone7693</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 9:53pm<b>MousE0910</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 12:56am<b>HylianTwilight</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 1:25am<b>romanfelixlegion</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 7:53am<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 10:23am<b>Roozb</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 7:01pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 6:43pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 11:37am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 11:14am

Fucked!<b>Joshwarrior</b> - yesterday at 3:08am<b>refticon</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:52am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:14pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:19am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 4:18pm<b>samsessions99</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 10:00pm<b>Dentim</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 1:40am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:03am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:42pm<b>FrenchGirl01</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:16pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 4:04am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 1:10am<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 6:13am<b>aricftw</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 12:53am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 5:47am<b>peceout</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 5:54pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 12:46am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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raphanne's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

#21302935
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31426) - you deserved it (10206)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML

#21302177
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33187) - you deserved it (5653)

On 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm - work - by bookworm - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

#21302073
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39544) - you deserved it (3560)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

#21288917
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34845) - you deserved it (3168)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, for the first time in my life, my dad said he was proud of me. It meant a lot to me, and I started tearing up. Noticing my emotion, he looked at me pityingly, said "Aaaaand it's gone." and walked out of the room. FML

#21157338
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43852) - you deserved it (6587)

On 05/30/2014 at 5:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

#21056453
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21813) - you deserved it (41067)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

#20975844
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49541) - you deserved it (7017)

On 11/30/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by yulis (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to make what I thought was a pretzel recipe. I ended up eating cooked, egg-coated play dough. Literally, homemade Play-Doh. FML

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46722) - you deserved it (5645)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

#20943997
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50280) - you deserved it (8964)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

#20900698
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66578) - you deserved it (27158)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

#20876988
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53334) - you deserved it (4283)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

#20807336
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49816) - you deserved it (4187)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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