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About raphanne : Hi, my name is Faye and I come from Frogs-Land.
I like to come on FML to have a good laugh, and have my daily ab exercises without putting too much effort into it. FML is good for my health!
I can laugh about anything, and I love sarcasm and irony, so this website is perfect for me.
Things I enjoy the most on Earth: traveling, learning languages, cheese and discovering new things.
I like random messages, so feel free to write to me!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML
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Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML