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Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16524) - you deserved it (59378)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by silvercity09 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42703) - you deserved it (5900)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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