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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 October 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29760) - you deserved it (7336)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29824) - you deserved it (4875)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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