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About randomthing : Hey, I'm Sophie and I live in Denmark.

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Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28948) - you deserved it (4466)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

#17813332
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27303) - you deserved it (3797)

On 09/23/2011 at 1:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

#17813081
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (1961)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

#17812513
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27320) - you deserved it (3004)

On 09/23/2011 at 10:48am - work - by sick of life - United States (New York)

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

#17812468
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23997) - you deserved it (3257)

On 09/23/2011 at 10:33am - health - by freezingggg - Reserved

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

#17812244
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23132) - you deserved it (5508)

On 09/23/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by hatty - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36519) - you deserved it (4118)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38318) - you deserved it (11352)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML

#17811386
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22991) - you deserved it (2751)

On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35106) - you deserved it (7650)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

#17810951
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26671) - you deserved it (6778)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

Today, I'm being admitted to the hospital for severe exhaustion. Why am I exhausted? For spending 12 hours at the hospital while my sister gave birth. The same hospital I'm being admitted to. FML

#17810811
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20336) - you deserved it (5307)

On 09/23/2011 at 1:47am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML

#17809481
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29162) - you deserved it (12839)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:08pm - misc - by disappointed - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

#17809445
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32817) - you deserved it (5385)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She is claiming rape and going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML

#13496641
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39834) - you deserved it (3431)

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