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by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm / Germany (Berlin) / Love
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 1:46pm / United States / Love
by jccwell / 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
by sick of life / 09/23/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
by freezingggg / 09/23/2011 at 10:33am / Reserved / Health
Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML
by hatty / 09/23/2011 at 9:48am / United Kingdom (East Lothian) / Transportation
Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:41am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML
by egghead / 09/23/2011 at 4:31am / United Kingdom / Transportation
Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML
by drastech99 / 09/23/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Love
by kdmoney / 09/23/2011 at 2:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 1:47am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML
by disappointed / 09/22/2011 at 11:08pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
by Storm / 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…