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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About randomthing : Hey, I'm Sophie and I live in Denmark.

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Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25784) - you deserved it (3036)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

#17826099
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27622) - you deserved it (3545)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

#17823625
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28537) - you deserved it (6726)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54709) - you deserved it (2764)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML

#17822826
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27750) - you deserved it (2210)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13172) - you deserved it (77279)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24207) - you deserved it (2434)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

#17820247
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23376) - you deserved it (4213)

On 09/24/2011 at 11:22am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

#17818947
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33020) - you deserved it (2769)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

#17818802
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13061) - you deserved it (32102)

On 09/24/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by deee21 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43134) - you deserved it (4381)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

#17818290
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24114) - you deserved it (3298)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:21am - work - by Cashier (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29765) - you deserved it (2872)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

#17817623
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26272) - you deserved it (2519)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

#17815777
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25713) - you deserved it (5004)

On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)



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